Nowhere Man hits a NM SPLASH and PAUL HITS A PEDIGREE TO INNOVATOR.
1....2......3 Innovator is Elimiated.
MVP COMES UP FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS UP PAUL. 1.....2.......3
PAUL IS ELIMIANTED. MVP HAS PINNED 3 GUYS.
JR: My god. MVP was the 1st one in and he's still in there.
**Crowd actually starts to break out into some "MVP" chants.
We are down to MVP, Nowhere Man and soon the Cock
Nowhere Man assaults MVP. NM hits a Death Drop on MVP.
**Here Comes The Cock from behind and he attacks Nowhere MAN with a chair
Cock and MVP are putting the boots to Nowhere Man. MVP comes off the top, but misses. Nowhere Man
nails The Cock with a huge right to a MEGA POP FROM THE CROWD.
Nowhere Man hits MVP with the "Drop from Nowhere." 1.....2......3. MVP IS ELIMINATED.
Some fans appaluds MVP's efforts
Cock and Nowhere Man go at it. Nowhere Man hits a huge dropkick on The Cock. Nowhere Man goes for
a Splash in the Corner, but........
COCK BOTTTOM COCK BOTTOM.
COVER: 1......2.......KICK OUT KICK OUT
Cock goes for the Hollywood Elbow. Comes off the ropes, but NM jumps right up and nails the "Drop
from Nowhere" out of nowhere (no pun intended)
COVER: 1......2......KICK OUT KICK OUT
Nowhere Man can't believe it.
Nowhere Man picks up The Cock but Cock goes for a Cock Bottom.
Nowhere Man reverses into a roll up. COVER: 1.......2......3...NOWHERE MAN PINS THE COCK AND WINS
**Nowhere Man takes The Cock's Title and puts it on his shoulders as the Crowd chants "Nowhere Man"
"Nowhere Man" Nowhere Man"
10. Footage of the NM,Dude,Cock love triangle leading up to Nowhere Man vs The Cock(TNA
title match where NM wins) @ Forum Fenzy:
17 minute match:
Footage missing, if anyone remember how this match went down in specific or somewhat specific
details, contact me.
11. Invisible and Innovator became Xtitle holders by defeating LK @ Forum Mania II:
13 minute match:
The Tag Champs come out together and then The Champ comes out.
Fans are Screaming “Future IS NOW” at the top of their lungs. LK and Innovator stare
each other down.
Match begins and the action is very hardcore and very fast paced.
Invisible nails LK with a Blockbuster from the second rope. Innovator catches Invisible with a huge
Cover by Innovator: 1………2…..LK breaks it up with a moonsault from the top
rope. LK hits a spinning heel kick on Innovator. Invisible hits the “Nail in the Coffin” on LK.
Cover by Invisible: 1……2…..Innovator breaks it up. Innovator nails the “Last
Exit” on Invisible.
LK breaks up the cover again. FANS BREAK OUT INTO A “TNA” CHANT.
JR: This is what it’s all about folks.
Invisible throws Innovator to the outside and Hits a 450 BODY SPLASH cross body to the outside.
LK goes to the top and comes off with a corkscrew, but Invisible catches him and nails LK with a
Spike Piledriver. Innovator swings Invisible into the corner and Innovator puts Invisible on the top rope.
Innovator sets up for the “Last Exit” again. Invisible reverses Innovator and Invisible
jumps down as LK comes and runs up the ropes and hits Innovator with THE “KILLER CLASH” OFF THE TOP ROPE.
INVISIBLE COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE FROM ACROSS THE RING WITH HIS "Shooting Star" Press
Innovator gets his hand on LK as Invisible also makes the cover
COVER ON LK: 1……….2………..3 NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP.
WINNER AND NEW X-DIVISION CHAMPION: INVISIBLE AND INNOVATOR
12. TRO vs Danny Electric: IC Title, Ladder Match @ Forum Mania II:
20 minute match:
AN 8 MINUTE VIDEO PACKAGE PLAYS HIGHTLIGHTING THIS LONG RUNNING FEUD.
FANS ARE CALLING FOR DE’S HEAD AT THIS POINT.
DE comes out and gets BOOOOED out of the building.
JR: THIS IS IT FANS. TRO FINALLY GETS HIS CHANCE.
TRO doesn’t even wait for the bell and attacks DE. FANS ARE GOING NUTS. TRO grabs some cable
and wraps it around DE’s neck. DE is choking and he rolls out of the ring. BELL RINGS and TRO chases DE around the ring
and slams his face into the turn buckle. TRO grabs DE and rolls him back into the ring.
DE gets a low blow on TRO and finally stops the momentum. DE works on TRO and sends him hard into
the corner. DE unties the turnbuckle padding and sends TRO across into the other buckle and follows up with a splash.
DE sets up the Ladder and climbs it. DE is close to the Title, but TRO kicks the ladder down and
DE comes flying off. TRO takes the ladder and sets it up in the corner. TRO swings DE into the corner and tries a splash,
but DE ducks and TRO goes flying into the ladder.
DE slams the ladder heard down on to TRO’s back. DE lies TRO flat on the ladder and comes off
with an elbow drop from the top rope, but misses. “HOLY SHIT” chants break out. TRO gets up and sets up the Ladder
and climbs it. DE goes up the other side. They both are fighting each other on the top rungs.
FANS ARE SHOCKED.
DE grabs the Ladder and sets it up. He climbs it and is half way up. He is 10 inches away from the
belt. TRO starts to move a climbs up right behind him on the same side.
DE is touching the belt and all he has to do is unhook it. TRO COMES UP BEHIND DE AND HITS THE “RUDE
AWAKENING” OFF THE LADDER. BOTH MEN ARE DOWN. FANS ARE SCREAMING “TRO”
TRO moves as the ladder is still standing. TRO is sooooooo close to the Belt. TRO is now touching
the belt. DE moves and pushes the ladder. THE LADDER FALLS, BUT TRO HANGS ON TO THE BELT. FANS ARE ON THEIR FEET.
TRO IS TRYING TO UNHOOK THE STRING, BUT CAN’T. DE CLIMBS a Turnbuckle and comes off and clings
on to TRO. DE tries to climb up TRO.
TRO KICKS DE OFF AND UNHOOKS THE IC TITLE. WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION.
**TRO sets the Ladder Back Up and Celebrates
FANS ARE JUMPING AROUND THE ARENA LIKE IT’S THE MAIN EVENT.
WINNER AND NEW IC CHAMPION: TRO
POST MATCH: DE goes to grab his Belt. DE comes into the ring with his belt as TRO is on the ground.
DE looks at TRO and looks at his belt.
JR: Is he going to hit TRO?
DE extends his hand to TRO and helps him up and puts the belt over TRO’s shoulder. FANS HAVE
COMPLETELY LOST IT NOW. TRO AND DE SHAKE HANDS.
13. End of NM/Cock match; Money Inc was born with LC Markus Ousider and Cocky @ Forum
8 minute footage:
Fans are Going Insane as Nowhere Man applies the Sharpshooter on the Cock!
THE COCK REVERSES IT.
LC HOPS THE RAILING AND AND TAKES OFF HIS JACKET, REVEALING A REFEREE SHIRT. LC CALLS FOR THE BELL.
NM gets up and grabs LC, really pissed off. The Cock comes from behind and nails NM WITH THE WORLD
LC grabs a mic and announces THE COCK AS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION:
"I saw something in The Cock and we had a little talk. You see, I told
The Cock that if he could take out Nowhere Man, he would become unstoppable. And well my friend, you are unstoppable.
OH OH OH, There’s more. How do you think I got back into TNA? How do you think I got to play
a part in this match? Well “X” MARKS THE SPOT. Yeah, you know what this is about. Who’s MR. X? Well for
one thing, he’s nobody in this ring right now. You see, Mr. X has been a great friend of mine for a while. Mr. X and
I go way back. And let me tell you, you know Mr. X very well. Mr. X gave me a call and told me the plan was in place for Forum
Mania. All he needed was for me to be there. And buddy, when you need something from me, you can sure as hell count on it.
Mr. X come on out here buddy."
***MR X COMES THROUGH THE CURTAIN AN IT’S……………
COCK: We Got them all LC. They All thought we really hated each other
**Cock gives NM another shot.
OUTSIDER: Hey, Pay Attention. You are looking at The New CO-Owners of TNA. You are looking at The
New Head of TNA Security and You are Looking at The Chosen Champion. You are Looking at……
14. Innovator Defeated Azriel in a Hell in a Cell to become X-treme Champion @ TNA
14 minute match:
*Innovator comes out with his Tag Title
JR: I don’t think Azriel knows what he’s getting himself into here.
Azriel comes out
Match starts as the fans are cheering for both guys. Innovator and Azriel start us off with a brawl that takes us
to the outside of the Cell. Innovator tosses Azriel into the Cell and then over the guard rail into the stands.
Innovator jumps the rail and they fight in the crowd. Azriel knocks some fan out of a chair and takes
his chair. Azriel smacks Innovator right in the face with it.
**Close up of the fan.
It’s The Edge.
Azriel tries to nail Innovator with the chair again, but misses and Innovator hits a Russian leg sweep back on the
guardrail. Both men are back outside the ring area. Innovator goes back in the Cell and pulls out a baseball bat from under
the ring. Azriel has nothing to defend himself and climbs up the Cell.
Innovator follows him.
Azriel and Innovator are on top of the Cell now, with Innovator carrying that baseball bat. Azriel
hits a dropkick on Innovator and Innovator almost falls off the Cell. He drops his bat all the way down though. Fans are on
their feet right now.
Azriel goes for a German, it’s reversed, Innovator goes for a German, it’s reversed by
Azriel. Azriel goes for another and Innovator reverses it. Both men are near the edge of the Cell.
Innovator goes for the German, but Azriel gets a kick into the illegal area. Azriel does the unthinkable
and goes for a cross body on Innovator, but Innovator catches him. INOVATOR STUMBLES AND BOTH MEN COME CRASHING DOWN TO THE
TABLES DOWN BELOW.
Both men are down and Innovator starts to move first. He heads back into the ring and rests.
Azriel follows him in. Innovator goes for the Last Exit, but Azriel reverses into THE CROSSFACE.
They’re near the Cell and Innovator manages to get his hand in the cage and pull himself up.
Innovator has Azriel on his back and hits a Death Valley Driver. Innovator goes to the top rope and comes off, but Azriel
catches him in a powerbomb. CROWD POPS HUGE FOR THAT.
CROWD CHANTS: X-TEME…..X-TREME…..X-TREME.
Azriel goes for the cover, but gets up and points to the top of the Cell.
JR: What’s Azriel thinking. Azriel climbs the Cell as Innovator is totally knocked out. Azriel
starts to break the roof of the Cell and manages to rip a big hole in the roof. Innovator is down in the ring and Azriel signals
for the Headbut of Doom.
Innovator starts to get up as Azriel comes off. INNOVATOR CATCHES AZRIEL IN MID AIR AND DRILLS HIM
WITH THE LAST EXIT.
JR: Oh my god. What a fight between these two men. They gave us what might be the greatest opening match of all-time.
15. Invisible shocks the world by alligning himself with LC and defeating 8 men in a Hell
in a Cell to become TNA champ @ TNA Raining Blood(2):
42 minute match/footage:
OUTSIDER (out of breath) Well gentlemen, as of right now, we have all the popular Gold in TNA. We
win this match and we make history by walking out of a PPV with all the Titles…that are important of course. Money Inc
will walk out of TNA RAINING BLOOD AS THE STRONGEST FORCE IN THE HISTORY OF TNA.
**Official walks in and tells LC he’s got a call down the hall.
**LC takes the call and comes back
**LC runs into Invisible backstage as all of Money Inc, except the Cock, has been locked in the room.
*Invisible shows LC the key and smiles.
Invisible: Looks like you’re going to be the only one accompanying The Cock to the ring tonight.
HAHAHA. LC, you try to interfere and I will make your life a living hell.
**Invisible pushes LC into the wall and walks away.
MAIN EVENT: 8 MAN HELL IN THE CELL WORLD TITLE MATCH begins:
**All of the superstars are in the ring when
**Do you smell what the Cock's cooking? The Cock enters w/LC.
*LC tells the Cock that Invisible has locked the team in the lockeroom, but the Cock gestures, ‘forget about
All the men stand in the ring awaiting the bell. Crowd is tense and there is mixed reactions everywhere.
Biggest cheers are for Slim, with Invisible a close second.
DING DING DING AND PURE CHAOS BREAKS LOOSE.
Paul and Slim go right for each other. DE goes after Chet. Azriel goes right after Jackal. The Cock
heads right for Invisible as LC cheers The Cock on. The Cock makes Invisible his bitch for the a couple of minutes.
**Cock Bottom to Invisible
Azriel helps Invisible out of the pin. Cock and Azriel go at it now.
Over in the other corner Paul and Slim are mixing it up. Paul closelines Slim to the Outside. Paul
throws Slim right through the door and both men fight on the outside of the Cell.
The Jackal tries to hit DE with the ‘Jack-off,’ but DE ducks and Jackal goes flying into
the cage. Chet catches DE in his “Beauty Sleep,” but Invisible catches Chet with a German Suplex.
**Azriel comes off the top with a flying headbut and PINS CHET
CHET CHEESECAKE IS ELIMINATED.
DOWN TO 7
DE and The Cock go at it as the fans are on their feet for this encounter. DE whips Cock into the
ropes and hits a flying forearm on Cock. DE sets up for the “Electrifier,” but Jackal catches him with “The
Meanwhile, Paul and Slim are both climbing the cage. Paul and Slim head to the top of the cage as the audience is
on their feet. Slim gets the first shot in on Paul and hits a back body drop,
Paul comes back and hits a snap suplex. THE COCK SEES THE ACTION ON TOP OF THE CAGE AND DECIDES HE WANTS TO JOIN
IN. Cock starts to climb as the audience chants “Cocky…Cocky…..Cocky….Cocky.”
Azriel and Invisible square off
Azriel and Invisible are putting on a great match inside the cage. Azriel goes for the Cross-Face, but it is blocked
and Invisible reverses into the “Nail in the Coffin” Jackal takes out Invisible.
Jackal and Invisible go at it as Azriel comes to his senses and climbs the cage. Shaggy grabs Azriel’s
feet and Azriel kicks Shaggy down. Jackal sees Azriel and as Azriel comes off with a cross-body, Jackal catches him in the
AZRIEL IS ELIMINATED
Jackal turns around and DE NAILS HIM WITH THE “ELECTRIFIER” cover:
JACKAL IS ELIMINATED. DOWN TO 5.
Azriel grabs a chair and whacks Shaggy in the face with it, then smashes Jackal with the chair and
On the top of the cage, Slim, Paul and Cock fight it out. CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET. Cock catches
Slim in a Cock Buster and then catches Paul with a vicious. Cock looks at both men and SETS THEM UP FOR THE “Million
Fans are screaming. Cock runs to one side, then hops over Slim and Paul and goes to the other. Cock
comes back and.
**HOLLYWOOD ELBOW ON BOTH MEN.
CROWD GOES NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cock goes for it again. Cock goes to one side, comes back, BUT PAUL CATCHES HIM IN THE FUCK YOU.
SLIM CATCHES PAUL WITH A SUPERSTAR SIDE KICK.
ALL 3 MEN ARE DOWN.
Invisible and DE fight on the inside. De GIVES Invisible a chair shot
DE comes off the ropes and Invisible takes
him and launches DE through the side of the cage into the guardrail.
FANS HOLY SHIT…..HOLY SHIT…..HOLY SHIT
One side of the Cell has been ripped off. Invisible goes to cover DE on the outside, but DE kicks
On top of the cage, The Cock is the 1st to move. The Cock picks up both Paul and Slim and brings
them to the edge of the Cell. Paul and Slim both fight back near the edge. Paul and Slim try a double back drop on The Cock,
but the Cock REVERSES INTO A DOUBLE CLOSELINE AND SLIM AND PAUL BOTH FLY OFF THE CEEL ON TO THE FLOOR.
THEY BOTH LAND WITH THEIR ARMS ACROSS ONE ANOTHER AND THEIR SHOULDERS DOWN. REF makes a count: 1………………..2……………….3
BOTH MEN ARE ELIMINATED.
*Paul gets taken away via stretcher
COCK raises his arms to the crowd as the crowd chants:
DE and Invisible are on the outsider fighting it off. DE sets up Invisible on the announcers
table. DE climbs the Cell and the fans know what’s coming
FANS CHANT: D-SEX……….D-SEX………D-SEX.
DE is half way up the Cell and signals for cross body.
INVISIBLE GETS UP AND CATCHES DE IN THE “NAIL IN THE COFFIN”
DOWN TO COCK AND INVISIBLE
Both men are hurt and Cock gets back in the ring first. LC picks up Invisible and rolls him back
in the ring.
FANS ARE CHANTING FOR THE COCK NOW BECAUSE OF WHAT HE DID TO PAUL AND SLIM
**LC grabs a chair.
Cock and Invisible go at it. Invisible tries a closeline, but Cock catches him in another
The Cock calls for the chair.
**HERE COMES INNOVATOR.
LC AND THE COCK SEE HIM.
Innovator is met by the ref in the entrance way. Innovator tries to get at LC, but the ref is holding him back.
The Cock tells LC to bring the chair.
**Invisible IS waking up and LC is ready to strike.
**LC CRACKS COCK’S SCULL OPEN
LC AND INVISIBLE SMILE. LC LEAVES THE RING AND INVISIBLE COVERS COCK.
WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION…….NEW CHAMPION…..NEW CHAMPION
CROWD BOOOOOOOS THE SHIT OUT OF INVISIBLE
**LC AND INVISIBLE CELEBRATE THE SWERVE.
**HERE COMES MONEY INC TO HIT THE RING AND HELP THE COCK. LC and Invisible Scatter.
**Outsider and Dub are pissed.
**LC and Invisible stand on the ramp blood pours down from the rafters and the show comes to a close.
WINNER AND NEW TNA CHAMPION: INVISIBLE.
END OF SHOW.
16: Innovator vs Invisible vs Cock vs MVP @ Clash of the Captions(last ppv of 2004 and
LC's last writter ppv.)
JR: Folks, I understand something is going on backstage.
**Camera pans backstage and finds an unconscious Innovator bleeding profusely from his head.
**Camera pans to the side and fins LC and Invisible laughing.
**Camera then pans to a shadowy figure in the corner as LC and Invisible spot him.
**Camera pans up and it’s NOWHERE MAN, making his TNA return.
LC and Invisible flee the seen and Nowhere Man chases them out of the building.
Innovator gets put in an ambulance.
JR: WTF KING? We just lost two of our competitors thanks to LC and Invisible.
KING: Well wait a minute JR, we still have MVP and The Cock.
**YO IT’S ME…IT’S ME…IT’S MVP w/ Naitch HITS AND THE CROWD GOES WILD.
**YA SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING HITS AND THE CROWD BOOOS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BECAUSE THEY KNOW
HE’S NCW BOUND. TOTAL SMARKISH CROWD HERE.
Outsider appears with the Cock because Radd is celebrating his IC Title win and the Dude is MIA.
MVP…….MVP…….MVP chants are heard from the crowd as the ref says that both Innovator and Invisible
have been counted out, which leaves only
The Cock vs MVP.
**CROWD IS GOING APE SHIT.
The Cock brings his TNA Title over to MVP and lays it down in front of him. The Cock is taunting MVP saying he’s
going to make MVP his BITCH.
MVP comes right back and tells Cock he made a Bitch out of his mom last night.
Bell rings and MVP shouts:"BRING IT MOTHER FUCKA"
Cock nails MVP with a left, MVP comes right back with a right…..Cock hits another left….MVP with another
right and both men beat the shit out of one another. Cock swings MVP into the ropes and ducks down, but MVP sees it
and kicks Cock in the face.
MVP leaps on the 2nd turnbuckle and comes off with a roundhouse kick. MVP hits Cock with a flying forearm.
MVP tries another one and Cock ducks, which sends MVP over the top rope.
Cock goes outside as Outsider gets a cheap shot in on MVP. Cock picks up MVP and swings him into the steel steps.
**Cock does some announcing
COCK: LOOK AT THAT PILE OF MONKEY TRASH. DOES THE COCK THINK HE’S CHAMPION MATERIAL…HELLLLLLLAAAAA
The Cock puts MVP on the German announce table
And goes for a Cock Bottom, but MVP catches Cock with a DDT threw the table
CROWD: HOLY SHIT……HOLY SHIT….HOLY SHIT…
MVP rolls Cock back into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. MVP tries a moonsault off the top, but Cock moves
and MVP lands hard. The Cock sets up MVP for the “Hollywood Elbow” and connects
The Cock drops another elbow.
The Cock whips MVP into the ropes and catches him with a Cock Buster.
Outsider grabs a steel chair and gets up on the apron.
HERE COMES NAITCH AND HE PULLS OUTSIDER OFF THE APRON.
Cock goes over to Naitch and Naitch nails him in the face with a right.
MVP gets a rollup: 1…………2……KIckout by Cock.
MVP hits a sunset flip on Cock: 1……………..2…….Kickout.
MVP goes for a crucifix, but Cock reverses into a…..
COCK BOTTOM…COCK BOTTOM
Cock covers MVP: 1…………2……21/2..KICKOUT
Cock signals for the Cock Shooter and hooks it in the middle of the ring on a barely conscious MVP.
JR: MVP HAS TO REACH DOWN HARD AND GIVE EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT
The Ref checks MVP: 1………………2………MVP gets his hand up and crawls
to the ropes. He’s almost there as Cock pulls him back into the middle of the ring again.
THE FANS ARE ON THERE FEET SCREAMING FOR MVP
MVP GRABS COCK’S LEGS AND…..
REVERSES INTO THE WALLS.
CROWD HAS TOTALLY LOST IT.
Cock is holding on for dear life as he’s in the middle of the ring.
COCK REVERSES INTO THE WALLS.
People can’t even watch in the stands.
MVP is holding on and screaming.
MVP reaches down for one last magnitude of strength and HE REVRSES BACK INTO THE WALLS.
COCK IS IN TO MUCH PAIN…….
AND TAPS. COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT.
JR: WE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION. YESSS YESSS MVP FINALLY HAS DONE IT AFTER MONTHS OF AGONY.
CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAITCH COMES INTO THE RING AND CONGRATULATES MVP.
The Cock grabs the World Title and stares at MVP in the ring. COCK puts out his hand and MVP shakes it. Cock
puts the Title on MVP
**MVP IS YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION.
17. 30 minute Bonus Team Sexy history video package:
-Wth exlcusive behind the scenes of Team Sexy and all their outrageous
moments inside and outside the ring.
-Includes Team Sexy with all the belts at Forum Mania !
-The after party with the Naitch, TRO, Invisible, DE, Savior and Shaggy at Forum Mania (1)
Funny music video featuring TRO, Invisible, Savior and DE titled Sex me up.
Also includes the **** match where TRO defeats Assman in his rematch
at Forum Mania I with the help of the Naitch(who traiters Assman)
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